Still haven't worked up the energy to hunt down my comments or archives. I'm a lazy blog human.
So to elaborate on swan wrangling day last week. These people, specifically two guys in a john boat with a trolling motor, were racing around the pond outside my window with a net on a stick and were wrangling up the swans. Apparently my co-worker actually saw a truck the other day on the Expressway that said Swan Removal Service. A quick google search reveals nothing about this service. I've found mole (ground or face I'm not sure), laser hair removal, a Mr. Swan being removed from sort of office. No swan removal service. The swans seemed happy enough. They had about five baby swans who, despite their downy color were already as big as their parents. They went into the cardboard box without a fight. The daddy swan kept leading the boat in circles. It was actually quite amusing.

We are all wondering if the swans will be back in 6 months when the earth begins to thaw. We are also wondering if there is big barn of swans somewhere out there. Where do swans vacation exactly?

This past weekend I went to the anti-abortion corn maze in Crest Hill, IL. I found the maze to be fun, but wondered what kind of message they are sending by also having a haunted house and preaching with weird messages. I wonder what the undead might think about this.